If only

One of my sons, who shall remain nameless, was being a little annoying tonight--to the (literal) tune of Mary Poppins. One can only take so much supercalifragilisticexpialidocious or "It's a Jolly Holiday with [insert name of sibling]", so I asked my son to please. Desist.

 Him, incredulous: For how long?!

 Me: Uh, until Jesus comes back.

 Him: But MOM! That's not for several DAYS!